the water with all the answers.

this afternoon, i was drinking my smart water.  it claims on the side of the bottle to be 'the water with all the answers'.  huh.

smart water, i've got some questions that need answers.  please help.

1. why can't i have it all?  dream job (FULL TIME photographer), lots of money, big house (in need of no repair/updates), 2.37 children that are well behaved (and eat their dinner) and a husband that surprises me with chocolate once a day and on saturday's twice.
2. why is there a man who delivers gifts in december, a fairy that picks up old used teeth all year long, and a bunny that visits each spring with a basket of goodies...however i can't find any person, fairy or animal that wants to clean my house, cook me dinner, and rub my feet?
3. why don't we live backwards and retire when we are young?  i basically feel i am wasting the best time of my life behind a fricken computer screen in a crappy ol' office chair that's going to make me feel 90 when i'm only 45.
4. should i get my ears pierced again?
5. what is the best way to kill all bugs within a 100 yard radius of my house?  i especially hate spiders.  in case you were wondering.
6. what are the winning numbers on the powerball (email me that answer privately please)? 
7. how can you be so smart when all you're made up of is vapor distilled water + electrolytes?

if you guys have any questions for my friend, smart water, please leave them in the comments.  i'm sure answers will be returned shortly.  :)

Comments

[jenny's mom/tucker's gram]

i loved this post!!

[Jenay]

Why are people so stupid some times?
You seriously cracked me up with this post. I needed this laugh today. And girl, you could totally be a FT photographer. I am A-mazed at how fast my business has grown.

[denise]

why do places that are open 24 hours a day have locks on the doors??

I have always wondered that? and would love an answer